Friday, May 24, 2013

A Giant Mirror Fixes Everything

Hey my first order of olden comic books came in, so, as promised, I can tell you why Supergirl was throwing spaghetti at the Batmobile on the cover of ACTION COMICS #388. Spoiler alert! See, some scientist created a "world duplicator" but it went crazy and made a crazy world where Superman, for example, is vulnerable to Brussels sprouts (see above) instead of kryptonite. But don't worry, folks, Superman fixes everything with a giant mirror in space. If there's one thing I learned from the comic books of my youth, it's that any cosmic problem can be solved by a giant mirror. See? This wasn't a waste of time and money!